14 Kinky Christmas Gifts - Sex Toys, Bondage, Vibrators, Dildos
It’s that time of year again! Where you get a little trim all over your house and you’re bursting with excitement about the season of giving. If you’re really lucky, you’re surrounded by lots of ho ho ho’s in your life with kinky Christmas gifts. To help you get the most from your holiday season, we’ve made you a kinky gift guide to help make you merry. Happy holidays to all, and to all a very VERY good night!
Restraints
Nothing is holding you back from having the BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER. except for maybe a few ropes or cuffs.
Night of Romance Satin Cuffs w/ Rose Petals Bedspreader
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Your sub is the present on the bed waiting to be opened. This bondage set mixes naughty with nice to give you a Noel full of nooky. With a satin blindfold and matching satin cuffs, they’ll be guessing while you fire up their chimney. A feather tickler that moonlights as a spanking crop, a mini vibe, and a pair of dice, are the milk and cookies the Santa is REALLY looking for. Toss in a bag of satin rose petals for a little Christmas magic.
Features:
- Satin Cuffs Bedspreader
- Satin Blindfold
- Satin Rose Petals with Organza Bag
- Feather Tickler / Spanking Crop
- Love Dice 3” Mini Vibe
Bondage Rope 10’ - Red
Shop the Bondage Rope 10’ - Red
The only reindeer we care about is Vixen. When Vixen is all tied up with nowhere to go, that’s when we’ll join in the real reindeer games. This soft silky rope is the perfect length for securing your toys (wink). This rope is ideal for shibari and the color adds a little holiday cheer. Also available in black.
Length: 10ft
Collar and Leash Set
You’ve always wanted a puppy for Christmas so get into some pet play! The collar is made of comfy neoprene material with an adjustable Velcro closure. A quick-release clip attaches the 38” leash. This set is compatible with other BDSM accessories like a cock leash, or nipple collar. To add some spice to make your holiday hot, we’ve thrown a blindfold in the set. Now beg!
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Positionary
Christmas is full of perfect positions and locations: up on the housetop, coming down the stairs, by the fire. Here’s a gift guide of products that will put you wherever you need to be to receive gifts from as many wise men as you please.
Door Slam Love Sex Swing
The door won’t be the only thing getting slammed if you are as naughty as you are nice. This fully adjustable, self-anchoring door positioner supports even the most salacious stance Santa can summon. Made of acrylic and polyester, prepare to get your stocking stuffed.
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Expandable Spreader Bar Set w/ Detachable Cuffs
Shop the Santa’s Sleigh won’t be the only thing in the sky this holiday season. This expandable spreader bar will leave you wide open for landing and pounding. The spreader bar includes ring-pull pins that allow for easy adjustment between 24-36 inches and adjustable, detachable leatherette cuffs. Feel free to get creative in your positioning to create a hole-y night.
Length: 24-36 inches
Harnesses & Strap Ons
Stockings won’t be the only thing hung this month. Harnesses and strap-ons let you play with power and gender roles while experimenting with different sensations and feelings of intimacy. Check out this gift guide to strapping up, and remember these six steps to prepare for pegging.
Red Heart Strap-on Harness
Last Christmas you gave them your heart and this year you can do it again, giving them something special. This fully adjustable harness features a heart where your sadism should be. Attach your dildo (not included) using the O-rings. At 65” in the hips, this harness fits most sizes.
One size fits up to 65”
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Diamond Velvet Strap-on Corset
Shop the Diamond Velvet Strap-on Corset
We stole Mrs. Claus’ belt and refashioned it for a good dicking down like Santa likes! With a unique corset tie in the back and a textured velvet to give a diamond aesthetic to the surface, this harness is ready to give that ass a proper landing. Attach your favorite dildo (not included) using the featured O-rings and jingle those bells.
One Size fits up to 70”
6.5’ Realistic Silicone Pegging Dildo w/ Balls and Adjustable Strap-on
Shop the With this dildo and harness combo, you will be on Dasher, on Dancer, and anyone else you please. Let your imagination take to the sky as you take advantage of the suction cup to service yourself or your sub. The balls bouncing against your partner add to the realistic look and feel. Do you want to force or withhold the goodies from your little elf? With the included wireless remote control, you decide.
6.5” insertable length
15 vibration patterns, 6 speeds
Remote Control up to 30ft
8.5” Realistic Vibrating Dildo & Strap-On Harness Set
Shop the Put your North Pole deep into your sub with this Christmas cock. Certainly made for good cheer, the tapered tip, lifelike texture, and pleasure-enhancing veins will have you caroling all through the night. Use the included strap-on for your partner, or use the suction cup to give yourself a very Merry (not-so-little) Christmas. Wanna make your star twinkle? Use the vibrating function. There won’t be anything silent or holy about that night.
8.5” insertable length
15 vibration patterns, 6 speeds
Remote Control up to 30ft
Vibrators & Masturbators
Whether you’re alone for the holidays or want to put on a Christmas Special for your fave, these kinky gifts will make sure you see a white Christmas.
Remote Control Doggy Style Pussy & Ass - Realistic Masturbator
Shop the You’ll have a holly jolly Christmas once you run your bough up in this wench’s wreath. Nothing stands between you and 24 lbs. of begging booty ripe for pound cake and icing you can give. With a remote-controlled duo vibrator bullet and a lube applicator to get it moister than a rum cake, you’ll be filling both ribbed holes up with your Christmas spirit in no time. You can watch It’s a Wonderful Life on repeat using the hands-free phone holder as you decorate the booty with a string of pearls.
Includes:
- Power Pack & Vibrating Bullets
- Remote Control
- Deep-Cleaning Douche
- Lube Applicator
- Refresh Renew Powder
- Hands-Free Phone Holder
- Heavy-Duty Storage Bag
Lisa Ann - Male Masturbator Toy
Shop the Lisa Ann - Male Masturbator Toy
Christmas dinner ain’t the only thing granny keeps hot and ready and waiting for you. She’s gonna teach you some respect with her textured interior and snug fit. Made of body-safe material that’s easy to clean, this reusable pocket puss is portable and easy to clean. Granny might have gotten run over by a reindeer last year, but this is the year she’s getting bucked.
CBT (Cock & Ball Torture)
Whether you’re sticking pins in them to hang them from a tree, smushing them with a rolling pin, or stepping on them out of sheer excitement, balls are a big part of the holiday season. This part of the gift guide is all about adorning your twig and berries.
Triple Cock & Ball Strap with Leash Lead
Santa put you on his naughty list and put you in this cock and ball strap to teach you the meaning of ChristmASS. This leatherlike adjustable strap has three cock rings and a ball strap. Because he wants to teach you goodwill to men, Santa Daddy will attach a (not included) leash and lead you on a magical ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go down in the dungeon with Old Saint Nick? He’s gonna squeeze your balls while he chokes your dick.
Shop the Cock Ring w/ Prostate Pleasure Plug
Shop the Cock Ring w/ Prostate Pleasure Plug
Gift wrap your peen with a cock ring and open your back door of a present with a pleasure plug. Whether it’s your 20th Christmas or your 40th, this device stimulates the prostate and the perineum simultaneously. Imagine the immense joy that will spew forth from your yule log!
3.5” Parachute Ball Stretcher
Shop the 3.5” Parachute Ball Stretcher
Sitting with bated breath around the Christmas tree, waiting for permission. This leatherette parachute ball stretcher with chains is designed to carry (not included) weights to put more pressure on your sub. Your sub will hardly be able to stand the wait so please let them ejaculate.
There you have it! Our 2022 Kinky Christmas Gift Guide will help you decide what kind of holiday season you want to get into or let get into you.
So shop our store then head to your cart,
And get everything you need, parcel and part.
And later tell your sub, with their ropes tied tight
Who’s booty is this? Say my name! Get it Right!
Happy Holidays!