Kink-a Sutra: Experience Kama Sutra With Bondage BDSM Play

You’ve tried the rest, now try the best. That’s essentially what everyone who has read the Kama Sutra says about their sex skills, but even the most adventurous of kinksters can up the ante no matter how far over the ledge they think they’ve gone. And let’s be honest, most of us have NOT read the Kama Sutra and some of us aren’t exactly sure of what it is. What we do know, collectively, whether we’ve perused the document or not, is that it has a lot of freaky sex positions. Many of these positions, we have already performed whether we know it or not, whether they were successful or not. Ultimately, the Kama Sutra is the ultimate guide on how to be a better lover, but even then… you can always make it kinkier. Welcome to the Kink-a-Sutra.

The Kama Sutra was originally written as a guide on how to live life, not just bang your partners all day. While both are fine, the truth is that many people don’t know that the Kama Sutra is just sex. There’s a reason for this. There are a lot of old politics involved, but suffice it to say that while people were intrigued by the original version, they were also appalled. So appalled that they got rid of all the parts except for the sex positions. How’s that for irony? Anyway, as a result, the Kama Sutra has given us a hundred ways to bust it wide open with our partners. 

But for this article, we do not care about that. What we REALLY want to get into, is how to make it freaky. Just because you are limber doesn’t make you a sex freak. That’s just genetics. We want to talk about how to make it that nasty, gushy, slightly painful sex. If you don’t have a few bruises, a crick in your neck, and a hitch in your get-a-long the next day, then game over. Start again. So let’s go back. Let’s revisit a few moves from the Kama Sutra to see how we can turn 5-star sex into pornstar sex.

X-RATED

An easy one, the X-Rated is a twist on an old classic. With Partner A on their back, Partner B straddles them so that they are head-to-foot, with Partner A penetrating. Their bodies should form an X-shape, and the person on top takes control by sliding up and down. 

Make it kinky - Try using a remote control butt plug on your partner while she’s sliding down your fire pole. She might control the speed tempo but you control the sensations she feels.

MAGIC MOUNTAIN

One thing the Kama Sutra does for us all is give us a way to have good deep lazy penetrative sex. The Magic Mountain is basically hitting it from the back, but rather than rely on the receiver to arch their back and take it all, you can prop them up on a stack of pillows. 

Make it kinky - Somebody (or everybody) should wear nipple clamps. It’s only fair to simultaneously share a nipplegasm. Equal erogenous zone rights for all.

CROSSED KEYS

This move is strictly for one who knows how to work the middle lane. Just like any other good hotel sex, scoot your booty to the edge and get your toes around your partner’s neck. Then criss-cross your legs back and forth to switch things up a bit.

Make it kinky - Switch places. Strap up and give your partner something he can really feel with varying vibration modes and speeds. Be sure to slather on a ton of lube as you glide your way in and out of his honey hole.

THE HINGE

Hit it from the back, but brace yourself by keeping one leg on the floor. Your partner will be on all fours, back arched, and throwing it back on you if they know what they are doing. The Kama Sutra calls for the standing partner to lean back a bit so the other partner can put in an equal share of the work.

Make it kinky - Throw a ball gag on your partner to hush them up. Take it a step further with sensory play by blocking their vision with a blindfold or an open-mouth hood.

THE PRONE TIGER

Some might think of this as lazy sex, but who cares? Partner A sits on the bed while Partner B straddles him, leaning all the way forward until she’s laying down with her feet stretched out behind Partner A. Using his feet for leverage, Partner B goes to work. This is all G-Spot, P-Spot, and A-Spot action.

Make it kinky - Punish that ass with a flogger or paddle. When it’s bouncing up and down, how can you resist a well-placed SCHMACK!?

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

This can be a simple casual position as you lay on your side, slide into your partner so that their legs are thrown over yours. They are on their back, nips up. It could look like an easy, breezy conversation between very good friends or…

Make it kinky - Tie their hands up Shibari-style, put a blindfold on them along with a ball gag and nipple clamps. Bring it home with a spreader bar and slam into them like the Braves hitting a home run in Game 6.

The Kama Sutra has its place but the Kink-a-Sutra takes its space as the nastiest and best way to spice things up. Just remember, if you ever get bored with your sex routine, you can always tie, clamp, spank, or vibrate something. The classics are classic for a reason, but you can always make it kinky.